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The Teacher

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Translated from English by "fullideteam@gmail.com"

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<i>Emmanuelle?</i>

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<i>- Yes, I'm here.
- Is that you, Emmanuelle?</i>

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<i>Yes, It's Me.
I'm all yours!  All yours...</i>

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<i>Emmanuelle, come here, now!</i>

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<i>You like this, don't you?</i>

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<i>Come into my arms, and I will make you
spend a night that you will never forget.</i>

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- Mr. Franco...
- Emmanuelle?

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It's me, Carmela.

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- You always appear at the worst time!
- I brought you your breakfast.

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- What time is it ?
- It's almost 8:00.

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And you waited until now to tell me?

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Won't you eat anything?

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So... do you want to take a look?

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Then look!

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Son of God!

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Good morning, Mr. Franco.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning, professor.
- Good morning.

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- Well, professor?
- What?

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That?  The recording that we are going to make.

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Ah yes, you write the music and I
I write by hand.   I don't have time.

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Why is that?

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I am very busy writing Greek poetry.

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Greek poetry?
Who would read Greek poetry?

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You need to write songs!
We will become millionaires.

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Excuse me, Peppino, I have to go.

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- What will you teach today?
- I have a feminine hygiene class.

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Do you teach Girls?
Better see the part about.

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Wear your glasses this way,
and fix your hair.

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Thanks, but I really have to go.
Please take care of my bike.

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Yes of course.  And the most
Importantly, think about those letters!

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Without them, we are dead.
Me, I have the music in my head.

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Teacher!

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Good morning, Director.

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Today, I will take the recovery class.

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- Recovery class?
- Yeah.

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- Because?
- Should they keep what they have learned, yes or no?

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No, director, I feel there is evil
in that class, with all those bullies...

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- Mottola!
- Good morning.

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He's late!  I assume he was sick.
Now go... go!

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Who was that?

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One of our young pupils.
We must help them, support them.

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We cannot abandon them, it is our mission.

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- Well, is it our mission or not?
- Yes of course.

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Then do it.

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One, two, three,...

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...four, five, six, seven,...

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...eight, nine, ten,...

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...eleven, twelve,...

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...thirteen, fourteen.

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Did you see that?
My butt is harder than your head.

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Your headaches are a pain in my ass,
because that's where your brain is!

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He has a headache!
What a headache!

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Hey, Franco!  When not
You showed up we thought you were sick.

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Sick from an evil pussy.

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I arrived late because
I was in bed with the maid.

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the maid?  I couldn't.
Have you seen his face?

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I know, if I put a pillow on his face.

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So they are all the same.

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They know who will replace the
teacher?  That stupid bastard Cali.

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Sit down.  Sit down.
Everyone take their place.

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- Lazzafame?
- At your service, professor!

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- Roll call.
- immediately.

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- Ascioni.
- Present.

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- Canestracci.
- Present.

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- Nizzamano.
- Present.

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- Locascio.
- Present.

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- Verderani.
- Present.

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- Mazzuca.
- Present.

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- Lafaccia.
- Present.

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- Del Forno.
- Present.

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- Imballomeni.
- Present.

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- Finocchiaro.
- Present.

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Lagrua...

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Help, I'm being attacked!

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- Leccavacuo [vacuum cleaner].
- Present.

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- Laminchia [the penis].
- Present.

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- Mangemerde [eats shit].
- Present.

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- Figliaputtane [the son of a bitch].
- Present.

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- Cornuto te Fatti [puts on the horns alone].
- Present.

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- Copulamine [fuck me].
- Present.

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Well, I continue.

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What is the Topic of the day?

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the reproduction of mammals.

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Which I'm sure
He has no secrets for you.

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But since it's on the resume,...

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...I will explain it scientifically.

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We will start with the egg.

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A joke, eh?

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As it is a requirement,
You will be the ones to explain it to me.

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A written composition:
How do mammals reproduce?

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And anyone who writes a bad
word will be sent to the Director.

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La Rosa, Tatuzzo and Mottola.

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Please.

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They must go take a shit.

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They ordered me not to
give me the key to the bathroom.

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We really have to go, Peppino!

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What if the Director notices?
It's not possible.

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I can't give you the key.

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They wouldn't involve me in that, right.

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But if the key is lost, I don't know anything.

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But if I know about the 1000 liras...

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No more buts!

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TEACHERS' ROOM

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Hello?

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<i>Peppino?</i>

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Yes, talking.

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<i>In the second race...</i>

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<i>... bet on Archimedes.</i>

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Archimedes?

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Who is Archimedes?

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<i>The one who fucked you in the ass!</i>

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Fuck you, shit!

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I don't see any change.

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Are you sure the spray makes them bigger?

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Certainly.
My mother uses it.

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And has it worked for her?

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How can I know?

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My mother is so straight, she
She doesn't let me see her breasts.

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Won't hair grow on them?

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What are they doing?
Are they urinating naked?

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Why could they be urinating naked?

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It's more practical.

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So what are they doing?

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- Nothing.
- What does nothing mean?

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They are smoking.

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I think I'll keep trying.
Can you give me more?

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Sure, for 500 lire.

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You're a fucking thief.
You stole it from your mother.

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Yes, but I'm taking the risk.

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Okay, I'll pay you later.

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Look, it's better if you let me help you.
You need help right.

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It's really cold!

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It must be rubbed.

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It tickles!

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A circular massage
for better penetration.

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Do it a little more.

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You little bastard!
I'll report you!

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I'm just getting some fresh air.

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- My coccyx!
- He's busy.

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Just a minute.

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- Yeah ?
- Hello, Director.

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Hi buddy.  it was you
knocking on the door?  You couldn't wait, huh?

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But...

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What are you doing in the bathroom?
reserved for staff?

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We were just passing through...

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<i>We're not safe even in the girls' bathroom.
Go spy on your sisters, perverts!</i>

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Wait...

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<i>Disgusting pig!
We will tell the Director.</i>

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Yes, the Director will have
something to tell you.

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We'll refresh you with a wet towel!

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These guys!  These guys!
There is no discipline with kids nowadays.

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And now what?

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<i>Mr. Margana?</i>

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Hello?

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<i>I am Mottola.</i>

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How are you, your Ladyship?

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<i>I mentioned the promotion to 
the position of Inspector of the Academy...</i>

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How thoughtful of you!

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<i>...and my son, is he doing well?</i>

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Very good.  Very good.

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<i>My son must pass his exams at any cost.</i>

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But I'm the boss here!
I'm the boss here!

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Juvenile delinquents!  you had
other reasons to ask me for the key.

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Who asked for the key?

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And you used the money to bet on horses.

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- Me, bet on horses?
- Are you telling me no?

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You don't think that
really bet on horses?

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- I played Numbers.
- Do you want a tip?

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- Is it reliable?
- 100% guaranteed.

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- It is.
- I'm your friend, let me join you.

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What are the numbers?

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- Seven.
- Seven.

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- One.
- One.

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- Idiot.
- Idiot.

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Idiots!

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Shit!
What is that doing here?

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Good.
Now, floor exercises.

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Where is my shovel?

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Who said, "eyelids"? palpebre

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"Shovel", professor. [shovel]

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I thought I said "eyelids."

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So... the first floor exercise:
doubling the bust. I like this.

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Slowly recovering in this
flexible pose, maintaining balance.

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Like this.
Quatromani, come here.

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I will demonstrate the exercise.
From the starting position, good.

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Tilt your bust forward.
Look ahead! Look ahead! Look ahead!

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Raise your foot... Right hand too.

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In the name of God!

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What are you looking at?

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- Why are you here, Peppino?
- Cucumber?  Oh yes, that's me.

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Move forward.  forward!
Come on... show some character!

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Excuse us.

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- Peppino...
- The Director said... he said...

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- What?
-He said...

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Go back to your place.

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And he said that only you could
handle these three criminals.

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A real group of Idiots!

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This is unfortunate.

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I'll take charge.

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That will teach them.

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Why do they continue in that position?

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I have to move slowly, 
my back is stuck.

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- Peppino, do you do any exercise?
- No.

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- It would do you good.
- Wait a moment!

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- What is...
- Gymnastics is an important discipline.

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One, two.  One, two.

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Also good for stuck discs.

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Come on, lean your head forward.
One two. One two.

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You see, you already feel better.
One, two.

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- Looks like I've been in a fight.
- He'll be walking straight in an instant, Peppino.

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He is a pathological case.
What exercise can fix that?

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You three...

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...approach.

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Since I must continue with my class,...

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...you will exercise with the girls...

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...with the girls.

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Where are they going?
Come here.

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Together, but apart.

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If they cross the line,
They will have to do 2,000 push-ups.

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Come on, back.  Back!

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Don't get distracted.
We will continue our floor exercises.

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First exercise:
tilt your bust while swinging.

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Start.  One two three.

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One...

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No, no, no.  Three mandatory days of
expulsion. That is the absolute minimum.

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Come on, Professor Puntiglio, no
exaggerate They're just a little noisy...

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Noisy? They are abusers.
Starling droppings!

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A Reformatory would be better for them.
It should be the Reformatory!

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the Reformatory?  the Reformatory!

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Thank God, We are in a modern school...

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...in a civilized and democratic country.

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All this for a small fart.

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- a giant fart.
- Okay, I agree with you.

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-What do you mean, "I agree"?
- according to the big fart.

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but can you tell me
Which of the three did it?

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The Rose? Tatuzzo? Mottola?

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They were behind me.

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And a big fart can't be hidden!

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It cannot be identified.

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If you're not sure, we can expel all three.

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We'll just put a note in your files...

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...and no more is said.

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In that case, Professor Margana,
I am forced to report it to the Ministry.

246
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,954
to the Ministry?  For a little fart?

247
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:10,364
Please, a giant fart.

248
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:16,395
In addition, there are other
Things that need research around here.

249
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:20,341
Mainly in the area of ​​school administration.

250
00:15:24,402 --> 00:15:25,827
Like what?

251
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:29,024
Prefabricated rooms, manipulated private contracts...

252
00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:33,371
...wine bottles everywhere,
mediocre cafeteria food...

253
00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:35,171
...and the sale of overpriced textbooks.

254
00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:38,703
Enough is enough.
It's time to do a good cleaning.

255
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,286
- But he leaves without...
- Excuse me?

256
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,564
Nothing, please sit down.

257
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,893
No need to say anything,
I do not agree with your proposal.

258
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:48,816
Expulsion is expulsion. Yeah
It is 3 days or 5 months, it is the same.

259
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,232
I understand your concern.
Why should we expel them?

260
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,963
They are going to pick up the girls.
And before you know it, they're taking them to bed.

261
00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:56,977
They take them to bed...

262
00:15:58,077 --> 00:15:59,849
And that's a 4 in conduct!

263
00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:04,592
a 4?
That means there will be a hearing.

264
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,663
Exactly!

265
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:09,287
With your permission, Professor Margana,...

266
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,902
...it's getting late, I have to go.

267
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,345
Poor animal! look what
that the band of evildoers did to you.

268
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,346
Hello?

269
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,266
<i>Peppino?</i>

270
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,467
Yes, and you will have it up your ass...

271
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,653
Oh!  Excuse me!
Excuse me, Director.

272
00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:30,004
I wasn't referring to his butt.
I thought I was just thinking about it...

273
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,405
Yes.  What can I do for you?

274
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:34,333
<i>Go tell those criminals
Come to my office immediately!</i>

275
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,208
Yes, I'll bring them right away.
Very good. Very good.

276
00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:41,746
Excuse me, but that is an abuse of power.

277
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:43,617
You are next!
Do you want one too?

278
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:45,503
I haven't said anything.

279
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:47,691
You should know that I
I have permission from your father.

280
00:16:47,795 --> 00:16:52,419
He told me that the minor
provocation, I can hit him.

281
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,290
The last time I said
a blow, it hurt me.

282
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,908
Okay, that's enough!  Enough!

283
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,444
Do you realize what you have done?

284
00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:05,833
He publicly ridiculed a
teacher in the exercise of his duties.

285
00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:08,891
For you, 4 in conduct.
Outside.

286
00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:11,430
For you, 4 or less.

287
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,093
- And you...
- And for me?

288
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:16,722
For you...

289
00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:20,798
You'll see!

290
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,457
You are paying for it.

291
00:17:23,682 --> 00:17:25,294
200 lire.

292
00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:28,495
200 lire.

293
00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:30,312
Thank you.

294
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,689
- Hey, go!
- Why, what did you see?

295
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,550
Those legs!

296
00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:47,577
Did you like them?

297
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:48,555
And how much!

298
00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:55,013
Our little Adored One, what legs!

299
00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:59,017
- Do you want something?
- It's you who we want.

300
00:17:59,032 --> 00:18:01,142
- 300 lire.
- Do you have 300 liras?

301
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,945
- Yeah.
- Come on.

302
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,245
Come on.

303
00:18:05,942 --> 00:18:07,050
My money.

304
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:08,299
300 lire.

305
00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:09,534
There you go.

306
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,811
If I could go...

307
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,802
...to the Zoo...

308
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:21,751
...and see those tigers and lions.

309
00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,040
I finished.

310
00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:30,068
How can it be? You hardly sang.

311
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,357
And the second verse?

312
00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:35,404
If you want an encore, it's 300 lire.

313
00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:37,098
- Do you have them?
- Yeah.

314
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,338
Can you do something with your hand?

315
00:18:44,071 --> 00:18:46,117
- Come on.
- Come on.

316
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,527
For playing, it's 500 liras more.

317
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:50,912
- Do you have 500 liras?
- Yeah.

318
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:54,756
It's for me, I need it.

319
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,946
I just want to see if it's any good.

320
00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:05,259
Quickly!  Quickly!

321
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,912
EMERGENCIES

322
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,208
- And?
- They couldn't believe it!

323
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,841
They had never seen anything like this.

324
00:19:26,845 --> 00:19:28,853
Your Honor, it is Professor Margana.

325
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,174
- Please.
- Excuse me.

326
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,851
Good morning, your Ladyship.

327
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,589
This has to stop, Margana!

328
00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:42,179
My son has to pass his final exams.
This summer, he is going to London with his Mother.

329
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:46,859
Then I could finally have some
peace and tranquility. And now this mess!

330
00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:48,604
My hands are tied.

331
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,361
Then untie them, Margana!

332
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:55,097
Let me be clear.
If he fails, his promotion fails.

333
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:58,889
No! I have always said that
I would do what I could, I swear.

334
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:00,993
If it were just me, I could help.

335
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:04,355
But I have alienated that idiot Puntiglio.

336
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,048
He wants to give his son a 4 in behavior,
which means there will be a hearing.

337
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:11,643
-Who is this guy?
- Puntiglio, the physical education teacher.

338
00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:14,466
He's only been there a little
but he's already breaking my balls.

339
00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,495
We must know their weak point.

340
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:21,727
No, it has no weak points, and
Besides, he knows what we've been doing.

341
00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:24,983
Prefabricated classrooms, expensive textbooks, ....

342
00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:28,058
...prepared lunches on a cord...

343
00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:30,800
- He knows everything.
- Can he be bribed?

344
00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,103
He would report me immediately.

345
00:20:35,347 --> 00:20:37,563
We must find a solution.

346
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,254
I may have one.

347
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,336
Puntiglio has a fiancée.

348
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,843
We must put our hands on it.

349
00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,877
- Is she a Slut?
- No, it's not.

350
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,357
Drug problems?
That way, we would have an advantage.

351
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,428
No, she lives with the nuns.

352
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,317
So what's the point, Margana?

353
00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:54,123
She is a Literature Professor.

354
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:57,040
And since Puntiglio wants her 
find a job,...

355
00:20:57,245 --> 00:21:01,048
I thought we could convert it
in the tutor of his son, Franco.

356
00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:04,996
Everyone is happy. Puntiglio is happy,
you are happy...and I get my promotion.

357
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,691
What is she like?

358
00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,086
An old one?

359
00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:11,990
No, she is very young.

360
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,500
She is very young...

361
00:21:14,037 --> 00:21:16,899
How do I carry a young woman 
to my house with my wife?

362
00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:18,442
Like a mole?

363
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,782
So what do they say?
teachers about my son?

364
00:21:20,837 --> 00:21:22,226
Are you satisfied with it?

365
00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:27,582
Are you happy, madam?
Let's say it's progressing.

366
00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:31,503
Currently, its average rating is 4.

367
00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:35,098
It will take some work.

368
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:37,074
But he is always studying.

369
00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:39,295
He locks himself in his room.
I don't understand.

370
00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:41,010
This wine is excellent!

371
00:21:41,018 --> 00:21:43,680
I think your son is a little shy.

372
00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:46,995
Are you listening to Fefe?
He has a shyness complex.

373
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:50,191
And his cruel ways make it worse.

374
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:51,735
If he says so...

375
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:54,089
The way I see it, your son...

376
00:21:54,693 --> 00:21:56,521
...would benefit from more guidance.

377
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,968
He could use some tutoring.

378
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:03,549
But it should be an external teacher.

379
00:22:04,548 --> 00:22:07,355
With his complex
needs a modern teacher.

380
00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,571
That poor boy.  It's so fragile.

381
00:22:09,782 --> 00:22:12,010
Exactly.  Frag�l.

382
00:22:12,088 --> 00:22:13,487
- Frag�l.
- Yes, fragile.

383
00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:16,339
He needs to be molded... molded by...

384
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,143
- ...the feminine touch.
- A woman!

385
00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:21,164
But he has his Mom.

386
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:25,823
Mom... can your mother
help you with your homework?

387
00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,165
I see.

388
00:22:27,531 --> 00:22:29,768
She would have to be, how should I say...

389
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,313
- ...like a sister.
- A sister.

390
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,027
An older sister.
Who happens to be a teacher.

391
00:22:35,905 --> 00:22:38,999
So... sweetness and studies.
Studies and sweetness.

392
00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:41,367
- Sweetness and studies.
- This wine is good, but strong.

393
00:22:41,368 --> 00:22:42,741
Studies and sweetness.

394
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,018
- Where is the boy?
- In his room.

395
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:50,699
My husband sent it
to his room without dinner.

396
00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:55,217
I would never have expected that from you.

397
00:22:57,689 --> 00:22:59,406
You must have missed out on a delicious meal...

398
00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:23,223
Are they artistic photos?

399
00:23:23,407 --> 00:23:24,685
And how!

400
00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:27,278
There are no photos of my face?

401
00:23:27,379 --> 00:23:29,768
Please, I don't take obscene photographs.

402
00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:32,336
- Have I posed well?
- Very good!

403
00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:35,506
- Do I deserve a reward?
- What I wanted.

404
00:23:35,713 --> 00:23:37,335
A kiss.

405
00:23:38,197 --> 00:23:41,012
Have a taste of Carmela!

406
00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,013
Get out of here!

407
00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:52,951
She is young to be a teacher,
but a girl of impeccable standards.

408
00:23:53,336 --> 00:23:58,502
You can imagine,
She is living with the Ursuline sisters.

409
00:24:00,509 --> 00:24:01,551
Pious...

410
00:24:02,781 --> 00:24:03,851
...and the Ursuline nuns.

411
00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:07,800
An educated girl who lives with 
Sisters can satisfy our needs.

412
00:24:07,978 --> 00:24:11,462
All of them.  All.

413
00:24:11,974 --> 00:24:16,110
When I think of Franco,
I see a scared sparrow.

414
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,437
If only I knew...

415
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:39,405
Shit! There should have been
made to remove panties.

416
00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:42,127
And we can't see her tits.

417
00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:44,366
She is very modest.

418
00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:45,931
Did you do it with her?

419
00:24:46,088 --> 00:24:47,460
She disgusts me.

420
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,056
It seems good to me.

421
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,435
Oh!  Anarosa!

422
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,754
And, Anarosa, what do you say if we meet?

423
00:24:55,756 --> 00:24:57,134
But what would we do together?

424
00:24:57,138 --> 00:25:00,465
Yes, I do your homework
I buy your gelatos...

425
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,761
...and I give you money to go
to the movies with your friends.

426
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,498
- What more do you want?
- I think you know.

427
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,227
- No, I don't know.
- Okay, this is what we'll do.

428
00:25:08,385 --> 00:25:10,723
When your mother comes out,
I will come to see you.

429
00:25:10,861 --> 00:25:15,050
It will be just us, and we will
whatever we want.  Do you like it?

430
00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:18,363
Yes, and once you have what you want,...

431
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,035
...you won't do my homework,
You won't buy me gelatos...

432
00:25:21,037 --> 00:25:24,727
...or you will give me money to go
to the movies with my friends.

433
00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:27,023
I understand, I'm not an idiot.

434
00:25:27,197 --> 00:25:29,161
No, you're an idiot.

435
00:25:30,474 --> 00:25:32,151
He is the Idiot.

436
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,340
And smoke!

437
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,476
- Hey, guys...
- We are becoming voyeurs.

438
00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:11,035
Ciao, Mom!
Have you waited long?

439
00:26:11,786 --> 00:26:12,909
Hello, madam.

440
00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,761
- Ciao, girls.
- Ciao.

441
00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:16,109
Was school good?

442
00:26:16,611 --> 00:26:19,039
- Did you learn something?
- Sure.  Can we go?

443
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,758
I can't believe it!

444
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,940
Shit! I say we are losing
our time in daughters.

445
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,056
It's the mothers we love.

446
00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:33,328
Mothers!  The Mothers!  The Mothers!

447
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,889
Good afternoon, Mr. Fefe.

448
00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:54,954
So, does my father's pig comfort you too?

449
00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:56,980
Oh, it's you, Mr. Franco.

450
00:26:57,188 --> 00:27:00,831
Don't talk like that about your father.
He is a real man!

451
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,137
But not me, right?

452
00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:04,414
I don't have any proof.

453
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:06,013
You don't have proof?

454
00:27:06,311 --> 00:27:08,162
You will have it.

455
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:12,746
What are you doing, Mr. Franco?
You shouldn't!  The teacher is here!

456
00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,243
What the hell is he talking about?

457
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,449
In the name of the Father and the Son!

458
00:27:16,526 --> 00:27:19,633
Now can you run away?
Hen.

459
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:21,015
Over here.

460
00:27:21,216 --> 00:27:22,216
Please...

461
00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:26,678
Now I will show you the room
from Franco, Miss Giovanna.

462
00:27:27,503 --> 00:27:29,530
Let's hope he's up.

463
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:33,304
Look, you leave your clothes anywhere.

464
00:27:33,509 --> 00:27:35,980
It's a surprise for me.

465
00:27:36,338 --> 00:27:38,525
I didn't expect him to be so young.

466
00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:40,485
It was providence that sent her.

467
00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:43,641
I have put all my hopes in you.

468
00:27:43,719 --> 00:27:44,831
Thank you.

469
00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:47,605
Please don't be too hard on him.

470
00:27:47,906 --> 00:27:51,287
He is a good boy,
but psychologically fragile.

471
00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:54,605
He needs gentleness.
Be patient,...

472
00:27:54,705 --> 00:27:57,023
...help him emotionally.

473
00:27:57,245 --> 00:28:00,892
I think you understand me.

474
00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:01,988
Don't worry.

475
00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:06,583
Franco, what are you doing here?
Why are you hiding?

476
00:28:06,592 --> 00:28:09,291
Franco, say hello to the Professor.

477
00:28:09,824 --> 00:28:10,849
Hello, Franco.

478
00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:12,383
Hello...

479
00:28:12,394 --> 00:28:16,066
Come on, don't be afraid.  Come up here.

480
00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:19,610
You see, he is terribly shy.

481
00:28:20,339 --> 00:28:22,477
Especially with girls.

482
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:29,472
Because when I'm searching
something, can I never find it?

483
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:31,122
Because you are messy.

484
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:34,093
And you, of course,
you put everything in its place.

485
00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:38,305
In fact, you save everything
So good that I can't find anything.

486
00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:42,650
For example, my reading glasses,
Where are they?

487
00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,690
You will find them eventually.

488
00:28:44,697 --> 00:28:49,338
And if I want to finish my novel 
Detectives, what should I do?

489
00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:51,374
Nothing.
This way, we can talk.

490
00:28:51,578 --> 00:28:54,202
I feel like I'm married to a brick wall.
You leave early every day.

491
00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:56,638
At night you watch television 
and you read your book.

492
00:28:56,739 --> 00:28:59,663
Can we talk about our family?

493
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:03,455
Why the family 
Is it a sacred institution?

494
00:29:03,461 --> 00:29:06,745
You haven't realized that you 
son is self-conscious?

495
00:29:06,748 --> 00:29:11,172
And what if you like the Orchestra?
Does it mean you have a musical complex?

496
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:15,837
Don't pretend you don't understand.
Your son has a complex, Fefe.

497
00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:17,563
Are you saying he's sick?

498
00:29:17,564 --> 00:29:20,211
Not sick,
but I see that it is not normal.

499
00:29:20,314 --> 00:29:23,204
I don't believe it,
It's just a mom thing!

500
00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:26,026
My son is perfectly normal.

501
00:29:26,124 --> 00:29:30,570
I read a book in which all 
Psychologists agree.

502
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:34,021
When parents don't communicate,
Children keep things inside.

503
00:29:34,626 --> 00:29:36,988
I'd rather sleep than listen to this.

504
00:29:37,095 --> 00:29:40,963
Sleep? I have also read
about marital problems.

505
00:29:41,065 --> 00:29:44,672
When a man only uses his bed to sleep...

506
00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:47,385
What is the bed for?  Ballet?

507
00:29:47,389 --> 00:29:51,778
During the last 10 years,
you only sleep in this bed

508
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,979
What do you want me to do?

509
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:55,566
Have a picnic?

510
00:29:58,268 --> 00:30:00,297
- Ready...
- Fire.

511
00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:13,878
Shit!
A 35 centimeter flame!

512
00:30:13,968 --> 00:30:15,561
It's a new school record.

513
00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,851
You did it!

514
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,066
But I almost shit myself.

515
00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:22,134
What did you have for dinner last night?

516
00:30:22,135 --> 00:30:23,553
Lentil beans.

517
00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:26,628
Next time, take one
tablespoon of pellets.

518
00:30:27,049 --> 00:30:28,864
And they'll shoot out of your ass.

519
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:36,227
Yes, Yes... While you lose your
time with stupid jokes, I have...

520
00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:37,861
Did you finally fuck your maid?

521
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,385
You have become obsessed with my maid.
You two would make a good couple.

522
00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:45,176
I'm talking about the Professor.

523
00:30:45,258 --> 00:30:49,071
Our Teacher?
The skinny one with varicose veins?

524
00:30:49,087 --> 00:30:50,317
No, not her.

525
00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:52,869
My teacher.
the one who is now my tutor.

526
00:30:53,071 --> 00:30:55,493
Has he given you any lessons?

527
00:30:55,801 --> 00:30:57,278
No.

528
00:30:57,492 --> 00:31:00,687
But you'll see what I'm capable of.

529
00:31:00,688 --> 00:31:03,022
Ah, let's get out of here!

530
00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:04,551
Hold this.

531
00:31:05,234 --> 00:31:06,862
Why that funny look on your face?

532
00:31:06,891 --> 00:31:08,686
It's my back, Peppino. See...

533
00:31:08,809 --> 00:31:09,830
Holy mother!

534
00:31:11,234 --> 00:31:13,462
Peppino, what are you doing?

535
00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:16,801
- What happened?
- The bicycle caused this.

536
00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:18,325
I will repair it.

537
00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:20,014
But I have class!

538
00:31:20,017 --> 00:31:21,302
- Don't worry...
- Please.

539
00:31:21,405 --> 00:31:23,377
This is the women's bathroom.

540
00:31:23,476 --> 00:31:26,038
-His butt is destroyed.
- Forward.

541
00:31:30,342 --> 00:31:32,311
Do this at school...

542
00:31:35,234 --> 00:31:38,098
- We're in the women's bathroom, Peppino.
- I didn't think she would come in.

543
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:40,548
- It seems so.
-How am I going to repair your pants?

544
00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:42,640
- I have to go.
- where to?

545
00:31:42,738 --> 00:31:45,232
- To my class.
- Your pants.  Give me your pants.

546
00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:48,959
You should have seen her... tits... ass...

547
00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:52,260
Like those of a Celebrity.
Miss Italia is a hunchback in comparison.

548
00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:53,968
What, Miss Italy is a hunchback?

549
00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:56,521
- What are you saying?
- You never understand anything.

550
00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:58,684
- But...
- Never... anything!

551
00:31:59,289 --> 00:32:01,107
Silence!
Everyone take your seats!

552
00:32:01,108 --> 00:32:02,758
Move!  Now!  Come on!

553
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:06,285
Finally, show some respect!
Don't act like a bunch of Idiots!

554
00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:07,583
Happens.

555
00:32:08,686 --> 00:32:09,758
Thanks, Peppino.

556
00:32:13,727 --> 00:32:16,463
- Lanzafame, take List.
- Do you want me to fix your pants?

557
00:32:19,419 --> 00:32:20,714
Now down.  Let's go...

558
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:24,515
- Ascioni.
- Present.

559
00:32:24,516 --> 00:32:26,516
-Lobello.
- Present.

560
00:32:26,517 --> 00:32:28,217
- Mideramni.
- Present.

561
00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:29,830
Move the chair!

562
00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,376
My shoes.  My shoes, Peppino!

563
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:37,785
Be careful, Peppino.

564
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:45,847
Silence.

565
00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:49,390
- That is.
- What are you doing, Peppi?

566
00:32:51,228 --> 00:32:52,453
Unbuttoning your pants.

567
00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:54,318
I do it.

568
00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,119
What are you waiting for?

569
00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,918
The one above.
The one above.

570
00:32:59,819 --> 00:33:00,619
Well...

571
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,327
What are they doing?

572
00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:05,328
Well, well...

573
00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:08,629
Good!

574
00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,696
Peppy!  You tickle me!

575
00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:11,726
- But not.
- Slowly.

576
00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:15,729
Yes, like that.  Just like that.

577
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:14,730
Well, well...

578
00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:22,750
Peppino, my foot.  My foot!

579
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,056
- I fall.
- It's almost over.

580
00:33:26,812 --> 00:33:29,402
Ready...relax...

581
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,631
Everything ready.

582
00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:35,759
Still.

583
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,360
Good.

584
00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:39,330
- The chair.
- What?

585
00:33:39,412 --> 00:33:41,149
- The chair.
- I moved it.

586
00:33:41,225 --> 00:33:42,545
- I need her back.
- Oh, yes, yes!

587
00:33:42,949 --> 00:33:43,955
I can't stay like this.

588
00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:46,210
Above.

589
00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:50,293
- I'm going now.
- Okay.

590
00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:52,760
Sit down!   Silence!

591
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,524
Show some respect for your Master.

592
00:33:55,584 --> 00:33:57,282
- I'll be back.
- Yes... Do it quickly.

593
00:34:00,252 --> 00:34:01,934
What is today's topic?

594
00:34:02,219 --> 00:34:03,716
Plato's dialogues.

595
00:34:03,821 --> 00:34:05,873
Not bad. Tatuzzo!

596
00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,647
Come here.  Come here.

597
00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,520

always me!

598
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,639
- Where are you going?
- You told me...

599
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,388
Not so close.  Stop there.

600
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,646
Can you tell me about death?
of Socrates?

601
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,986
Is Socrates dead?
When did it happen?

602
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,820
Smart boy, huh?

603
00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:31,558
I'll note that in the log.

604
00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:34,339
- Where is it?
- In the drawer.

605
00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:43,867
Everyone stand up!

606
00:34:57,756 --> 00:34:59,293
- Cali...
- Here.

607
00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:01,085
- What is this?
- This?

608
00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:03,495
Professor, they are still wet...

609
00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,738
- What was that for?
- I don't know.

610
00:35:29,392 --> 00:35:31,963
Just don't forget to tell your Father.

611
00:35:48,089 --> 00:35:51,858
Before we can get married,
Giovanna, we need more money.

612
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,804
You must get in Mr. Mottola's good graces.

613
00:35:55,007 --> 00:35:58,687
Because he knows everyone,
can find us a house.

614
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,263
Yes, you've already told me about 50 times.

615
00:36:01,763 --> 00:36:03,165
What is the boy like?

616
00:36:03,188 --> 00:36:07,441
He's a real son of a... he's good,
calm, good, good. It is a true gem!

617
00:36:07,539 --> 00:36:10,536
Go, Giovanna,
You will be late.

618
00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:13,343
- Don't you kiss me?
- I don't see why not.  now go.

619
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:20,955
Gently.

620
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:22,784
This house is broken.

621
00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:25,434
No, it just needs a gentle touch.

622
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,711
Damn, did you see that?

623
00:36:46,712 --> 00:36:48,690
Franco is a lucky dog!

624
00:36:49,092 --> 00:36:51,412
- I'll see you tonight.  Bye bye.
- Bye bye.

625
00:36:52,652 --> 00:36:54,457
And we will go for a refreshing walk!

626
00:37:05,364 --> 00:37:07,749
Your butt!
She has a magnificent butt.

627
00:37:07,813 --> 00:37:09,057
Do you believe that?

628
00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:10,792
You never understand anything.

629
00:37:43,489 --> 00:37:45,140
Franco, your Master has arrived.

630
00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,761
- Hello, Franco.
- Hello, Miss.

631
00:37:48,229 --> 00:37:51,091
Look at this.
You have a lovely room.

632
00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:53,215
Yes, they will be fine here.

633
00:37:53,422 --> 00:37:55,632
No one will bother you.

634
00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:58,406
Say hello to the lady, sweetheart.

635
00:38:00,826 --> 00:38:02,315
- For me?
- Yeah.

636
00:38:02,441 --> 00:38:05,478
Thank you.
They may need some water, right?

637
00:38:05,479 --> 00:38:07,479
Yes, water.

638
00:38:08,977 --> 00:38:11,731
Bring some water, sweetheart.

639
00:38:16,914 --> 00:38:18,839
It will work better if you open the door.

640
00:38:21,005 --> 00:38:22,802
See how sensitive it is?

641
00:38:23,774 --> 00:38:26,086
A little more than boys his age.

642
00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:28,833
All I will say is that it is very sweet.

643
00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:31,859
No, he is hypersensitive.

644
00:38:32,851 --> 00:38:36,840
You see, Miss, I prefer a
Teacher-Student relationship,...

645
00:38:37,252 --> 00:38:38,784
...I would like to see how it develops...
646
00:38:38,888 --> 00:38:41,620
...a warm relationship between friends.

647
00:38:42,505 --> 00:38:45,493
What I mean is, like
between boyfriend and girlfriend.

648
00:38:46,103 --> 00:38:48,811
That's always been my 
approach to teaching, ma'am.

649
00:38:49,015 --> 00:38:50,561
Very good.

650
00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:54,941
So I leave them.

651
00:38:58,414 --> 00:39:00,421
If you want you, there is a small gong.

652
00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:04,359
I recommend a light blow,
otherwise it will break.

653
00:39:04,562 --> 00:39:05,852
Thank you, Madam.

654
00:39:07,285 --> 00:39:09,835
What's wrong with you?
Did someone cast a spell on you?

655
00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:12,701
Why don't you offer me a chair?

656
00:39:12,827 --> 00:39:15,191
- Yes, yes.  Please.
- Thank you.

657
00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,317
- Take a seat.
- Thank you.

658
00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:26,163
- Why don't you sit with me?
- Yes of course. I'll sit down.

659
00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:28,834
Well. So let's start with Greek.

660
00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:31,832
It is the most difficult topic.
Where is your textbook?

661
00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:35,396
Ah.
On the bottom shelf.

662
00:39:36,692 --> 00:39:38,341
Then bring it.

663
00:39:39,089 --> 00:39:46,609
Yeah...uh, no. I jerked
I play sports and I can't bend over.

664
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,391
Well, then I'll bring it.

665
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,994
No, it's on the bottom shelf.

666
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,672
Ah, here?

667
00:39:58,669 --> 00:39:59,665
Yes, there.

668
00:40:01,003 --> 00:40:03,074
Latin, geography...

669
00:40:03,523 --> 00:40:04,935
I can't find it.

670
00:40:05,354 --> 00:40:06,483
More below.

671
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,609
- Below?
- Yes, down.

672
00:40:09,852 --> 00:40:11,089
I don't see it.

673
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,507
I don't see it.

674
00:40:14,855 --> 00:40:15,949
More below.

675
00:40:17,068 --> 00:40:18,304
<i>More.</i>

676
00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:20,769
<i>Already married!</i>

677
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,189
- Here's your tea.
- Thank you.

678
00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:32,602
Milk or Lemon?
When in doubt, bring both.

679
00:40:40,386 --> 00:40:42,463
I don't want to be nosy...

680
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:45,250
...how is your first lesson going?

681
00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:46,973
It has gone well.

682
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,871
- What do you think?
- He has a lot to work on.

683
00:40:49,968 --> 00:40:52,337
No, I was asking about your personality.

684
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,857
He's a little shy, but this is the first time.

685
00:40:56,136 --> 00:40:59,425
No. He's just clumsy with women.

686
00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:02,603
Haven't you noticed anything unusual?

687
00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:04,555
What should you have noticed, Ma'am?

688
00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:07,581
You must understand that
Franco is different.

689
00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:12,168
It's not normal.
He is on the limit.

690
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,489
I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't understand.

691
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,635
His father is a bad influence.

692
00:41:16,736 --> 00:41:20,178
He is a weak, selfish and libertine man.

693
00:41:20,408 --> 00:41:22,681
There is also the hereditary factor.

694
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,960
The hereditary factor?

695
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:27,286
Yes, but not on my side, fortunately!

696
00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,458
All members of my family are 
healthy and stable people.

697
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,675
But my husband's family
cannot claim that virtue.

698
00:41:32,779 --> 00:41:33,999
What are you trying to say?

699
00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,094
That they are unstable?

700
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,559
Worse.  Worse.

701
00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:41,077
My husband's cousin, Salvatore Mottola,...

702
00:41:41,381 --> 00:41:46,339
...also had a selfish father
who used the language of whores.

703
00:41:47,067 --> 00:41:50,489
The poor boy had difficulties in school...

704
00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:55,198
...until one day, without saying a word 
word to no one, he fled to Paris.

705
00:41:55,405 --> 00:41:56,699
The Sorbonne?

706
00:41:57,278 --> 00:41:58,840
The Folies Bergeres.

707
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,241
Doing what?

708
00:42:01,487 --> 00:42:05,558
As a singer, dancer and stripper.
She even had breast implants!

709
00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:07,241
His name was Ursula.

710
00:42:07,717 --> 00:42:11,445
I didn't have a diploma.
His only credential was "homosexual."

711
00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:24,876
My mother says I'm not
a real man. That makes me angry.

712
00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:26,415
What do you mean, not a man?

713
00:42:26,615 --> 00:42:30,900
He says I'm like Salvatore. I'm shy.
I am effeminate. I am a weak woman!

714
00:42:31,003 --> 00:42:32,868
- Salvatore dressed in pink.
- In pink!

715
00:42:33,765 --> 00:42:34,707
Tatuzzo!

716
00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:36,765
I'm also tired.

717
00:42:50,723 --> 00:42:52,251
He broke the family jewels.

718
00:42:53,399 --> 00:42:54,653
- LaRosa!
- What have you done?

719
00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:57,202
You, go get some water.
V�. Quick!

720
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,593
Take a breath.

721
00:43:01,668 --> 00:43:03,941
Peppino, give me a hand.

722
00:43:04,038 --> 00:43:05,560
Take a big breath.

723
00:43:05,568 --> 00:43:06,581
What's happening?

724
00:43:06,589 --> 00:43:09,445
- Peppino... The Rose.
- I don't have roses.

725
00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:11,159
- Peppi, look!
- Oh, that boy!

726
00:43:11,365 --> 00:43:15,840
Where does it hurt?
Stomach?  Knee?

727
00:43:15,845 --> 00:43:18,169
Where does it hurt you, La Rosa?
Where does it hurt?

728
00:43:18,272 --> 00:43:19,787
My bagels...

729
00:43:19,788 --> 00:43:21,782
- What is that?
- Below.  Below.

730
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,955
Peppi... his balls.

731
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,592
- Both?
- It's right.

732
00:43:25,698 --> 00:43:28,326
Help me, maybe we can get it down.

733
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,348
- He is heavy.
- Slow.

734
00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,572
Peppi, I think someone
He calls me on the phone.

735
00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:34,073
- Sure, leave me with this fat man.
- You two will be fine.

736
00:43:36,776 --> 00:43:38,074
So that's it.

737
00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:41,346
Mother of God, it's Maciste!
And he scored a goal for me.

738
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,659
Your water!

739
00:43:51,978 --> 00:43:55,116
They already think you're a faggot.

740
00:43:55,727 --> 00:43:58,810
Well, here's an idea, why not
Are you acting like a weirdo around your teacher?

741
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,498
I guess you think it's funny?

742
00:44:00,479 --> 00:44:03,842
No, it's like my cousin, the hairdresser.
Take the lipstick,...

743
00:44:03,846 --> 00:44:06,905
...whitens his hair and uses mannered gestures.

744
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,808
All the husbands think he's gay,...

745
00:44:08,816 --> 00:44:11,692
...but from morning until
the night, he is with his wives...

746
00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:15,206
- Do you dance for them?
- Yes, if it were Salvatore.

747
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,574
Is it serious?

748
00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:20,670
Believe me, Franco.
Women have a soft spot for gays.

749
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,457
They offer them tenderness and compassion...

750
00:44:23,429 --> 00:44:27,775
...to build your confidence
and get them to be straight again.

751
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,257
That's when you take advantage of the opportunity!

752
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:33,057
Yes, but how
Am I impersonating a faggot?

753
00:44:33,155 --> 00:44:34,625
I will show you.

754
00:44:34,721 --> 00:44:37,997
Look. It's not difficult.
Let's rehearse.

755
00:44:39,016 --> 00:44:41,883
Make sweeping gestures.
Like this, see?

756
00:44:42,953 --> 00:44:45,555
Undulating movements...

757
00:44:45,643 --> 00:44:47,145
You look adored.

758
00:44:47,249 --> 00:44:51,099
The wrist is loose.
Come on, make a nice smile.

759
00:44:51,301 --> 00:44:55,242
Come on, my lovely.
That's all, very good, continue.

760
00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:56,752
Super.

761
00:44:57,189 --> 00:44:59,883
You are a normal girl!
A real girl!

762
00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:03,180
- That's perfect.
- Delicate... graceful...

763
00:45:03,181 --> 00:45:05,381
He is a beautiful girl!

764
00:45:05,394 --> 00:45:07,834
I knew you could... Hush, the Professor!

765
00:45:08,685 --> 00:45:12,793
La Rosa, Tatuzzo...
Mottola are not a little...

766
00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:19,386
They learn something new every day.

767
00:45:54,107 --> 00:45:57,548
Mr. Franco is waiting for you.
Good morning.

768
00:45:58,061 --> 00:45:59,088
Thank you.

769
00:45:59,795 --> 00:46:00,831
Hello, Franc...

770
00:46:01,401 --> 00:46:03,015
Hello, Miss.

771
00:46:05,306 --> 00:46:07,026
- Frank...
- Yes?

772
00:46:07,827 --> 00:46:09,527
I'm making a beehive.
Why do you ask?

773
00:46:11,449 --> 00:46:13,969
No reason.
Have you studied your lesson?

774
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,689
But of course. Until the
Reform. Am I going to recite?

775
00:46:17,795 --> 00:46:21,513
Yes later.
Have you done the summary?

776
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:22,987
Here it is.

777
00:46:29,293 --> 00:46:30,343
What are you doing?

778
00:46:30,574 --> 00:46:33,255
You have average run.

779
00:46:34,488 --> 00:46:35,964
Right there.

780
00:46:36,474 --> 00:46:39,012
That's enough, thank you.
It tickles.

781
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,511
- Let's take a look.
- Yes� Yes�.

782
00:46:49,256 --> 00:46:51,294
Good.  Not bad.

783
00:46:52,261 --> 00:46:55,546
Bravo.
But are you looking at my legs?

784
00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:58,781
Me? Nothing of the sort.
I was looking at your shoes.

785
00:46:58,989 --> 00:47:01,895
They are beautiful.  3 inch heels?

786
00:47:02,701 --> 00:47:03,967
Have you gotten used to them?

787
00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:07,580
Yes. I spend hours shopping in the store.

788
00:47:07,766 --> 00:47:10,669
I don't like walking in men's shoes.

789
00:47:11,499 --> 00:47:14,400
...27, 28, 29, 30.

790
00:47:18,492 --> 00:47:20,929
Heavens!
He has never crocheted.

791
00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:23,027
Now you don't need
flee from women.

792
00:47:24,028 --> 00:47:26,728
He's gay, like his uncle.

793
00:47:26,738 --> 00:47:28,327
You must not overact, madam.

794
00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:29,837
It's easy for you to say.

795
00:47:29,936 --> 00:47:33,359
It's an Oedipus complex and I'm Jocasta.

796
00:47:33,406 --> 00:47:37,065
Look what this eminent professor says.

797
00:47:37,164 --> 00:47:40,470
Don't believe everything you read.

798
00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:42,725
It could be something natural.

799
00:47:42,931 --> 00:47:46,063
Before birth,
every human being is bisexual.

800
00:47:46,469 --> 00:47:48,615
I thought my pregnancy was male.

801
00:47:48,763 --> 00:47:53,561
- It means that we start as boys and girls.
- At the same time?

802
00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:56,307
Yes, although physically
everything is already decided.

803
00:47:56,408 --> 00:48:01,231
But until puberty,
there are still questions.

804
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:04,584
Even during adolescence,
not everything is clear.

805
00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:08,689
Education and the environment 
They play an important role.

806
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:12,794
Listen, miss. Forgive me,
But I'm speaking as your mother.

807
00:48:13,044 --> 00:48:15,468
- Could...
- Do what, ma'am?

808
00:48:15,671 --> 00:48:17,225
Resolve the situation.

809
00:48:17,383 --> 00:48:22,246
I mean, she's so pretty,
you could act a little more seductive.

810
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:29,599
There would be no harm. and can
reconcile my Franco with women.

811
00:48:30,109 --> 00:48:35,288
Excuse me, but my fiancé is
waiting for me Good night.

812
00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:36,880
Good night.

813
00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:40,937
It's interesting.
He started out as a bisexual.

814
00:48:41,369 --> 00:48:43,228
It's like saying, a hermaphrodite.

815
00:48:43,627 --> 00:48:47,514
That makes 1.2 million lire
for furniture...in leather.

816
00:48:48,765 --> 00:48:50,383
And then there is the wedding itself.

817
00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:55,520
The advertisements, the soft drinks,
the church, the priest...

818
00:48:55,528 --> 00:48:57,150
Doesn't this place inspire you?

819
00:48:57,165 --> 00:48:59,471
I'm trying to do the 
accounts, Giovanna.

820
00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:02,464
And the honeymoon, 3 million more.

821
00:49:02,465 --> 00:49:03,950
We don't need one.

822
00:49:04,057 --> 00:49:07,498
You are like a goddess to me!
We have nothing to worry about.

823
00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:09,383
All I'm worried about is Franco.

824
00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,444
Why?
Has he disrespected you?

825
00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:14,259
On the contrary,
He is extremely respectful.

826
00:49:14,365 --> 00:49:17,087
But I'm afraid he has sexual problems.

827
00:49:17,195 --> 00:49:20,708
- Is that all? Yes he has them!
- That's not possible.

828
00:49:20,714 --> 00:49:23,375
Everyone knows it.
He is the laughingstock of the school.

829
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,105
He needs our help.

830
00:49:25,113 --> 00:49:28,609
Are you talking to me?
I'm not a missionary.

831
00:49:28,857 --> 00:49:30,875
And you need to restrict your 
role in teaching.

832
00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:34,512
They pay you very well,
and nothing else matters.

833
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:37,500
- Shall we have dinner with the sisters?
- At 7 p.m.

834
00:49:37,532 --> 00:49:39,898
- Did you tell them I would go?
- I forgot, no.

835
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:42,495
So let's go, Giovanna,
otherwise we will be late.

836
00:49:42,496 --> 00:49:43,850
Do you kiss me?

837
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,120
After dinner, Giovanna.
After dinner.

838
00:49:55,004 --> 00:49:56,115
Hello, Franco.

839
00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:58,080
Hello, Miss.

840
00:50:01,118 --> 00:50:02,591
<i>No bra...</i>

841
00:50:02,997 --> 00:50:05,692
- Well, Franco, did you do your homework?
- Of course.

842
00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:19,002
Good.

843
00:50:19,207 --> 00:50:20,571
That's good.

844
00:50:22,572 --> 00:50:23,772
There is a mistake here.

845
00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,528
You used the perfect instead of the pluperfect.

846
00:50:27,953 --> 00:50:29,868
- Do you see it?
- I see it, I see it.

847
00:50:30,451 --> 00:50:31,600
<i>Who couldn't?</i>

848
00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:34,377
- Will you make the correction?
- Yeah.

849
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:58,708
That is.
I am very happy with you.

850
00:50:59,161 --> 00:51:00,416
You deserve a reward.

851
00:51:03,638 --> 00:51:04,887
Above.

852
00:51:09,392 --> 00:51:10,663
What do I see?

853
00:51:11,256 --> 00:51:13,777
What have you done?
Are you using mascara?

854
00:51:14,512 --> 00:51:15,825
We must remove it.

855
00:51:16,771 --> 00:51:17,933
Thank you.

856
00:51:19,091 --> 00:51:20,328
Turn your head.

857
00:51:20,846 --> 00:51:22,183
Come on, look at me.

858
00:51:24,234 --> 00:51:25,807
- Am I hurting you?
- No.

859
00:51:26,071 --> 00:51:27,543
Then stay still.

860
00:51:28,456 --> 00:51:32,905
That is.  Now you look like
a man, instead of a woman.

861
00:51:36,234 --> 00:51:39,862
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.

862
00:51:40,549 --> 00:51:44,062
I know about your problem.

863
00:51:46,149 --> 00:51:48,662
You should not be ashamed or feel guilty.

864
00:51:48,851 --> 00:51:52,289
No, you can't know.
"You must not know that I am like that!"

865
00:51:52,741 --> 00:51:55,053
"He'll kill me!" "He'll kill me!"

866
00:51:55,069 --> 00:51:57,896
Don't say such a thing!
Not even as a joke, Franco.

867
00:51:57,897 --> 00:51:59,797
You must leave this.
Do you understand me?

868
00:51:59,802 --> 00:52:01,670
No, it will kill me!

869
00:52:04,473 --> 00:52:06,562
- What are you doing?
- He'll kill me!

870
00:52:09,284 --> 00:52:12,433
Franco, stop!
You're acting hysterical.

871
00:52:13,778 --> 00:52:14,993
Calm down.

872
00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:19,151
- Sit down.
- So that?

873
00:52:19,362 --> 00:52:20,299
A massage.

874
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:22,194
- Should I undress?
- It won't be necessary.

875
00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:29,972
- Relax.
- I'm relaxed.

876
00:52:29,992 --> 00:52:32,646
- Close your eyes.
- They are closed.

877
00:52:33,354 --> 00:52:35,185
You feel like you're floating.

878
00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:40,505
You are feeling lighter.

879
00:52:41,498 --> 00:52:43,074
You are floating.

880
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:48,153
You start to rise.

881
00:52:48,211 --> 00:52:49,927
That is.

882
00:52:50,474 --> 00:52:51,968
Even higher.

883
00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,566
Even higher.

884
00:52:59,149 --> 00:53:00,603
Now you are flying.

885
00:53:02,504 --> 00:53:03,904
Flying...

886
00:53:13,132 --> 00:53:14,370
You.

887
00:53:14,418 --> 00:53:18,555
You?  your father your mother
and your sister are all big whores!

888
00:53:24,093 --> 00:53:27,525
- She trusts me. I can do it now.
- With the maid?

889
00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:29,365
- Stop with the maid!
- I like her.

890
00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:31,532
When will you do it?

891
00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:34,158
I need to move forward one step at a time.

892
00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:36,679
Why don't the three of us do it together?

893
00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:37,884
No!

894
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:42,194
Don't even think about the three of them doing it.  
Everyone is a man for himself.

895
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,111
What do you think we were talking about?

896
00:53:46,112 --> 00:53:48,312
That's good.  Good.

897
00:53:48,913 --> 00:53:50,413
- Teacher.
- What?

898
00:53:50,489 --> 00:53:51,970
Can I go?

899
00:53:51,971 --> 00:53:56,869
At the right time.
Only those who have finished can leave.

900
00:53:57,297 --> 00:53:58,629
It's already finished.

901
00:53:58,718 --> 00:54:00,690
- How is it possible?
- I did it.

902
00:54:07,922 --> 00:54:15,693
Subject: Briefly analyze
what Petrarch means in this verse,...

903
00:54:16,281 --> 00:54:20,447
"The clear, fresh and sweet waters,
Where she seems to me...

904
00:54:20,731 --> 00:54:22,620
"the only one among the daughters of the earth..."

905
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,490
Explanation:

906
00:54:25,601 --> 00:54:26,807
"A bid"? (bathroom for those 
suffer from hemorrhoids)

907
00:54:29,036 --> 00:54:31,072
- Get out!
- I didn't do anything.

908
00:54:31,082 --> 00:54:32,376
Outside.

909
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:37,903
What are you doing?

910
00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:39,752
- I'm leaving, too.
- Why?

911
00:54:39,949 --> 00:54:41,091
- I copied him.
- Me too.

912
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,685
- Then go out.
- That's what we're doing.

913
00:54:43,786 --> 00:54:45,306
And stay outside!

914
00:54:47,099 --> 00:54:51,228
Yes, Director.  Franco Mottola
It is undisciplined and a disruption to school.

915
00:54:51,294 --> 00:54:52,616
Simply put, he's an ass.

916
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,013
Do you know who your Father is?

917
00:54:56,107 --> 00:54:57,692
The father of a donkey.

918
00:54:58,831 --> 00:54:59,980
Cali, Cali...

919
00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:04,877
- Oh, Cali, Cali...
- I'm here.

920
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:07,897
How long have you been a Master?

921
00:55:08,053 --> 00:55:09,651
I have been for 14 years, Director.

922
00:55:09,751 --> 00:55:12,214
A young man.
A young man.

923
00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:15,515
- Listen to me, Cali.
- Yeah.

924
00:55:15,517 --> 00:55:16,803
Do you have a house?

925
00:55:16,811 --> 00:55:18,360
6 years ago I put
housing application, Director.

926
00:55:18,361 --> 00:55:20,661
Due to demand
for middle class homes...

927
00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,074
- ...I still don't have one.
- Nothing?

928
00:55:25,529 --> 00:55:26,926
Will you take charge?

929
00:55:27,247 --> 00:55:28,453
Hello, Margana?

930
00:55:31,014 --> 00:55:33,264
Ah, my son was examined...

931
00:55:34,558 --> 00:55:36,012
...in Greek.

932
00:55:37,359 --> 00:55:38,954
And how was it?

933
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:42,562
I'll let you talk to him
Professor Cali, Your Honor.

934
00:55:42,638 --> 00:55:44,632
He will say it in his own words.

935
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,423
One moment, please.

936
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,757
Tell him.   Be strong!

937
00:55:49,437 --> 00:55:50,970
Thank you.  Hold this.

938
00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:52,776
Hello, Your Ladyship?
Yes, I did...

939
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:56,842
I examined your son
this morning... in Italian.

940
00:55:56,854 --> 00:56:00,585
- In Greek.
- Yes, in Greek.  And he did...

941
00:56:00,936 --> 00:56:02,909
...did...did it better.

942
00:56:03,459 --> 00:56:05,125
Sorry?   Your rating?

943
00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:07,281
- Ah... yes, your qualification.
- 7.

944
00:56:07,282 --> 00:56:10,712
6.
No, 7. 7.5, yes.

945
00:56:11,013 --> 00:56:13,407
7.5 is a good rating, Your Honor.

946
00:56:13,725 --> 00:56:16,258
While I have him,
the possibility of obtaining an apartment...

947
00:56:16,516 --> 00:56:19,026
Hello?  Hello, Your Ladyship!

948
00:56:19,186 --> 00:56:23,276
As you can see, he is making progress.
My regards to your wife.

949
00:56:23,452 --> 00:56:24,937
Thank you, your Ladyship.

950
00:56:25,435 --> 00:56:26,641
Thank you.

951
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:29,930
- Thank you!
- Cali...

952
00:56:30,692 --> 00:56:34,662
Why have you told your Ladyship 
about the department?

953
00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:39,773
I already told you
that would occupy me!

954
00:56:40,177 --> 00:56:42,848
Now go! go with pride.
Your job is to Teach!

955
00:56:44,353 --> 00:56:47,674
Indirect questions can be
simple or compound.

956
00:56:47,693 --> 00:56:51,298
Simple questions are asked
by interrogative pronouns...

957
00:56:51,304 --> 00:56:54,710
...and interrogative adverbs.

958
00:56:54,832 --> 00:56:58,852
Compound questions are 
made with the prefixes...

959
00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:14,270
How clumsy! The pen will leave an ink stain.

960
00:57:14,533 --> 00:57:17,796
- It doesn't matter.
- I'm sorry. It is stained through the fabric.

961
00:57:17,872 --> 00:57:24,018
Leave it, it's nothing serious.

962
00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:26,636
It's not important.
Leave it like this.

963
00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:31,214
Go to the bathroom, there is
ink remover over the sink.

964
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,877
Thank you.

965
00:58:38,833 --> 00:58:40,249
Here is your tea.

966
00:58:40,568 --> 00:58:42,841
I need something for
cool the tail between my legs.

967
00:58:45,895 --> 00:58:47,794
Son of God!

968
00:58:51,899 --> 00:58:55,341
And now, you will taste
wine made from grapes...

969
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:56,921
...grown in my vineyard.

970
00:58:57,322 --> 00:58:58,824
It's good.  Take a little...

971
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:01,779
No thanks, I couldn't stand it.

972
00:59:02,076 --> 00:59:04,513
What is served now
It belongs to the best we have.

973
00:59:04,717 --> 00:59:06,528
To my friends, a toast with this wine...

974
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:08,481
How is everything going?

975
00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:11,326
I would like to toast with my friends...
No, without making gestures.

976
00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:14,872
I would like to toast my friends with this wine...

977
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:19,077
golden grape fruit
that has ripened in the hot sun...

978
00:59:19,085 --> 00:59:23,075
...of Trinacria, as old as the world.

979
00:59:23,303 --> 00:59:25,545
A toast to Ulysses...

980
00:59:25,557 --> 00:59:28,884
...who is intoxicated with wine.
a toast

981
00:59:28,984 --> 00:59:32,299
...to Ulysses, and to
his Penelope and her fruit.

982
00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:35,844
Amalia, what do you mean by "fruit"?

983
00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:37,813
- I just wanted to know how to say "fruit."
- I'll drink to that...

984
00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:46,342
- Drink a little more?
- Thank you, Franco, I've had too much.

985
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,941
I bet you did it on purpose.

986
00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:55,318
No. You can't think that.
I'll bring you some strong coffee.

987
00:59:55,746 --> 00:59:56,786
Thanks, Franco.

988
00:59:56,889 --> 01:00:00,041
Now I would like to show you the Property.

989
00:59:59,231 --> 01:00:01,263
A tour with the Owner,
after their feast...

990
01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:04,249
I ate too much.

991
01:00:04,452 --> 01:00:06,407
I enjoyed it very much.

992
01:00:07,612 --> 01:00:10,698
But Giovanna must stay
and give Franco a lesson.

993
01:00:10,699 --> 01:00:12,591
Yes, She has a lesson for Franco.

994
01:00:12,606 --> 01:00:14,211
I'll tell you everything later.

995
01:00:14,314 --> 01:00:19,020
You can take a nap before
from your lesson, Miss Giovanna.

996
01:00:19,124 --> 01:00:21,491
Come on.
The walk will serve to 
let's do the digestion.

997
01:00:21,592 --> 01:00:23,046
Out we go!

998
01:00:24,547 --> 01:00:25,510
With your permission...

999
01:00:27,011 --> 01:00:29,111
- What do you want to do?
- What do you recommend?

1000
01:00:29,169 --> 01:00:36,377
As I always say, after a banquet like this,
A brisk walk is never a bad idea. Hey?

1001
01:00:38,579 --> 01:00:40,360
Come on.

1002
01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:44,174
<i>This will put her to sleep...</i>

1003
01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:49,653
<i>I'll use it all.</i>

1004
01:00:51,902 --> 01:00:55,740
I will show you the crops of
olive that my father left me.

1005
01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:57,491
All this land is mine.

1006
01:00:58,097 --> 01:01:02,885
I would settle for an apartment 
3 bedrooms, with a terrace and trees.

1007
01:01:02,902 --> 01:01:04,863
My husband can take care of that.

1008
01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:09,406
Yes, I would appreciate it if you
will speak on my behalf.

1009
01:01:09,605 --> 01:01:12,060
After his break he will talk to Amalia.

1010
01:01:12,459 --> 01:01:16,053
I can't do much after eating,
because everything weighs on my stomach.

1011
01:01:16,146 --> 01:01:17,230
Me neither.

1012
01:01:17,237 --> 01:01:19,686
- Whose idea was it?
- The women.

1013
01:01:19,693 --> 01:01:21,455
What bitches!

1014
01:01:21,631 --> 01:01:23,239
- How is that?
- I think you understand.

1015
01:01:46,037 --> 01:01:48,704
How they ate!
They couldn't stop.

1016
01:01:53,807 --> 01:01:57,453
You've broken 14 so far.
What the hell is wrong with you?

1017
01:01:57,462 --> 01:01:58,630
It just slips out of my hands.

1018
01:02:29,028 --> 01:02:31,501
I will only undo these buttons.

1019
01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:18,494
Who is it?

1020
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:19,810
Franc.

1021
01:03:20,111 --> 01:03:22,211
- Frank...
- Yes.

1022
01:03:29,512 --> 01:03:30,212
Franc!

1023
01:03:41,011 --> 01:03:42,160
Get away from me!

1024
01:03:43,661 --> 01:03:45,661
Get away!
You must be crazy!

1025
01:03:45,675 --> 01:03:47,836
Yes, crazy about you.

1026
01:03:57,443 --> 01:03:58,663
The key or shot.

1027
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:00,263
It is not loaded.

1028
01:04:00,485 --> 01:04:02,012
Give me the key or I'll shoot.

1029
01:04:02,916 --> 01:04:04,145
The key.

1030
01:04:05,653 --> 01:04:06,968
Give me the key!

1031
01:04:07,308 --> 01:04:08,679
It is not loaded.

1032
01:04:17,133 --> 01:04:19,670
Did you hear her calling?

1033
01:04:19,671 --> 01:04:21,836
Yes, I will go immediately.

1034
01:04:26,642 --> 01:04:28,948
Miss, are you calling?
Is there anything I can do?

1035
01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:32,780
- Bring me a strong coffee.
- Yes, immediately!

1036
01:04:50,106 --> 01:04:51,926
He told me the car was a gem!

1037
01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:56,429
The damn bastard who sold it to me!

1038
01:04:57,278 --> 01:04:59,214
It's fucking garbage!

1039
01:04:58,818 --> 01:05:00,451
Piece of crap!

1040
01:05:00,741 --> 01:05:02,490
Did you buy some gasoline?

1041
01:05:02,508 --> 01:05:03,926
Of course.  Two Liters.

1042
01:05:04,129 --> 01:05:05,991
- When?
- I don't remember.

1043
01:05:10,696 --> 01:05:13,338
And you want to stop giving 
boy's lessons?

1044
01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:14,843
I've had enough.

1045
01:05:14,925 --> 01:05:17,663
How can we earn 7,000 liras per hour?

1046
01:05:17,717 --> 01:05:21,130
Especially since Mrs. Mottola
He assured me that we would have an apartment.

1047
01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,741
He is the son of his Mother, Giovanna.

1048
01:05:23,742 --> 01:05:26,293
I'm tired.  Tired

1049
01:05:26,235 --> 01:05:27,823
Tired!  Don't you understand?

1050
01:05:28,021 --> 01:05:31,963
You need to make one last effort.
Get out and push the car.

1051
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,326
Exercise will do you good.

1052
01:05:34,006 --> 01:05:36,135
First make sure you take a big breath.

1053
01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:39,559
And be careful with the paint, okay?

1054
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:55,611
Hello.

1055
01:05:56,027 --> 01:05:59,265
I'll ask for some of you,
Unless you prefer champagne?

1056
01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:01,468
No, thanks.
I would like to see your homework.

1057
01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:16,319
And according to you,
is this the corrected version?

1058
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:19,729
All the verbs are wrong.

1059
01:06:20,253 --> 01:06:22,351
To see Thucydides treated in this way...

1060
01:06:30,889 --> 01:06:32,121
Why are you doing this?

1061
01:06:32,402 --> 01:06:33,848
What does Thucydides matter?

1062
01:06:35,124 --> 01:06:36,352
What do you mean?

1063
01:06:37,154 --> 01:06:40,560
Ask what Thucydides means to you.

1064
01:06:40,857 --> 01:06:42,515
A new nightgown?

1065
01:06:42,968 --> 01:06:45,442
Or a washing machine?

1066
01:06:45,671 --> 01:06:49,434
Or you play the game,
or I don't study more.

1067
01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:53,534
Aren't you ashamed?
You are really unpleasant.

1068
01:06:54,837 --> 01:06:56,653
Lift your skirt.

1069
01:06:57,049 --> 01:07:00,643
Don't worry, I understand.
Your fiancé will never know.

1070
01:07:00,769 --> 01:07:03,219
Either way, he doesn't seem to care.

1071
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,710
You're not even able to say his name.

1072
01:07:06,953 --> 01:07:08,542
Ignorance is a blessing.

1073
01:07:09,144 --> 01:07:12,741
While my father gave
an apartment, he will close his eyes.

1074
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:15,471
What did you hit me?

1075
01:07:15,772 --> 01:07:16,772
You hit me!

1076
01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:18,666
I will call my Mother.

1077
01:07:19,342 --> 01:07:20,623
Call whoever you want.

1078
01:07:21,097 --> 01:07:22,969
- Bastard!
- Mom!

1079
01:07:23,178 --> 01:07:25,106
- Bastard!
- Mom!

1080
01:07:32,409 --> 01:07:34,782
A fresh egg for you.

1081
01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:38,297
OMG, all this smoke...

1082
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,197
What stale air.
I will open the window.

1083
01:07:42,299 --> 01:07:43,567
Ah, the air.

1084
01:07:44,332 --> 01:07:46,717
When the sun comes in, the doctor doesn't.

1085
01:07:48,034 --> 01:07:51,623
Why don't you get up?
Then we will take a little trip.

1086
01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,171
We will visit some galleries of 
art and museums.

1087
01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:58,282
Giovanna called to say she wasn't coming.

1088
01:07:59,456 --> 01:08:02,358
"You don't want to go out with 
your friends, Franco?

1089
01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:03,459
No!

1090
01:08:03,674 --> 01:08:07,729
There are a lot of pretty
young people from good families.

1091
01:08:07,936 --> 01:08:10,078
That would please your Mother.

1092
01:08:10,376 --> 01:08:11,884
Why don't you go out with someone?

1093
01:08:11,971 --> 01:08:15,721
Because they are all bitches,
and I don't want to do it.

1094
01:08:15,734 --> 01:08:17,764
I hate all women on Earth!

1095
01:08:18,471 --> 01:08:19,556
All?

1096
01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:23,626
Yes, all of them, even you.
Now leave me alone.

1097
01:08:24,318 --> 01:08:26,826
I won't bother you anymore.
Eat your eggs.

1098
01:08:27,751 --> 01:08:31,319
Don't forget to call the Ministry.

1099
01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:32,894
Noted.

1100
01:08:33,593 --> 01:08:35,287
I didn't see that you added sugar.

1101
01:08:36,263 --> 01:08:38,271
- Why not?
- He has insurance.

1102
01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:39,753
Do you have insurance?

1103
01:08:39,853 --> 01:08:41,469
Yes, sir. Those are my orders.

1104
01:08:41,770 --> 01:08:45,345
I see that the sugar must stay low
lock and key, otherwise he could escape.

1105
01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:49,823
Sugar goes to the office. The sugar
He's going to the movies. Now take the key.

1106
01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:51,277
Your wife will be angry with me.

1107
01:08:51,281 --> 01:08:52,809
I don't want that.
You have to go...

1108
01:08:52,810 --> 01:08:55,307
It doesn't matter, I'll take it that way.

1109
01:08:55,308 --> 01:08:57,459
Well, you got what you wanted.
Your son kicked me out of his room.

1110
01:08:57,460 --> 01:08:59,144
- Is it my fault?
-He chases you.

1111
01:08:59,145 --> 01:09:01,545
- He's chasing me?
- Yes, you are his Father!

1112
01:09:01,606 --> 01:09:03,201
I have never kicked you out.

1113
01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:07,064
No, but we never talk,
and he acts the same.

1114
01:09:07,078 --> 01:09:10,897
I beg you, Amalia, I have a lot
What to do, people waiting for me.

1115
01:09:10,908 --> 01:09:14,392
Your son is in a mental state, Fefe.
Morally and physically...

1116
01:09:14,393 --> 01:09:15,665
Faith!

1117
01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:19,570
- I'm listening.
- Your son was wrong.

1118
01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:21,083
How was he wrong?

1119
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,141
He hates all women.  He is gay.

1120
01:09:24,843 --> 01:09:26,381
Good heavens!

1121
01:09:27,012 --> 01:09:28,328
Take a breath.

1122
01:09:30,202 --> 01:09:31,238
Again.

1123
01:09:33,555 --> 01:09:34,549
Again.

1124
01:09:36,613 --> 01:09:37,662
Again.

1125
01:09:41,236 --> 01:09:44,572
Perfect, your lungs are working fine.

1126
01:09:45,101 --> 01:09:47,881
Nurse, please check your reflexes.

1127
01:09:51,156 --> 01:09:52,524
Turn this way.

1128
01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:55,832
Cross your legs.

1129
01:10:03,425 --> 01:10:06,119
Oh, his penis works well, too.

1130
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,282
- AND?
- Your Ladyship...

1131
01:10:11,594 --> 01:10:13,367
Your son is normal.

1132
01:10:13,428 --> 01:10:14,770
Pretty normal?

1133
01:10:15,369 --> 01:10:16,421
Do you have doubts?

1134
01:10:16,422 --> 01:10:21,311
No, but my wife has them
It put strange ideas in my mind.

1135
01:10:21,312 --> 01:10:23,127
I don't know why.

1136
01:10:23,132 --> 01:10:25,096
I'm always on the move...

1137
01:10:25,295 --> 01:10:30,764
...and I never had the chance
to get closer to my son.

1138
01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:34,159
A Father must always be 
close to your child.

1139
01:10:34,212 --> 01:10:38,649
You must accompany him and follow him in 
his adventures.

1140
01:10:38,959 --> 01:10:40,633
And teach him about life.

1141
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,336
Your Ladyship, take him to a brothel.

1142
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,523
Otherwise, he will explode.

1143
01:10:52,474 --> 01:10:54,463
Hello, ladies.
Please.

1144
01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:59,496
We are in a somewhat notorious restaurant.

1145
01:11:00,035 --> 01:11:02,689
Do you see those two girls?

1146
01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:04,303
Chickens?  What Chickens?

1147
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,696
The two girls there.  Look.

1148
01:11:07,476 --> 01:11:09,566
Look at them...

1149
01:11:09,634 --> 01:11:11,649
...those two beautiful flowers.

1150
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:15,271
Hello...like Father, like Son?

1151
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,525
Do you like them?

1152
01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:17,655
Good bodies.

1153
01:11:17,850 --> 01:11:21,786
At school, you're messed up...

1154
01:11:22,296 --> 01:11:25,561
...for all those girls, young and fresh.

1155
01:11:25,660 --> 01:11:28,498
When I was your age and went to school,...

1156
01:11:28,697 --> 01:11:31,378
...He went after all of them.

1157
01:11:32,081 --> 01:11:35,613
A few caresses here, a kiss there...

1158
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:40,778
...but today, you're lucky
These girls are more liberal.

1159
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:42,863
Released?  What are you talking about Dad?

1160
01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:47,483
Liberated provocateurs.
All the idiots play at being feminists.

1161
01:11:47,624 --> 01:11:50,614
How can you call that feminist?

1162
01:11:50,790 --> 01:11:52,648
I, I call them bitches.

1163
01:11:53,152 --> 01:11:54,216
Hello.

1164
01:11:54,530 --> 01:11:58,957
They gave me an idea for you, Franco.

1165
01:11:59,221 --> 01:12:00,976
An idea for me?

1166
01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:03,673
Which one is it?

1167
01:12:03,684 --> 01:12:04,822
Let me see...

1168
01:12:04,832 --> 01:12:09,593
Above all, don't tell your mother,
Otherwise you will be in big trouble.

1169
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,338
Here's the trick...

1170
01:12:12,544 --> 01:12:14,229
A small recommendation.

1171
01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:17,165
Hello.

1172
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,244
I came for the Advertisement.

1173
01:12:19,421 --> 01:12:20,940
Please come in.

1174
01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,375
Closing.

1175
01:12:28,805 --> 01:12:30,621
Here is your room.

1176
01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:31,719
This is it?

1177
01:12:31,994 --> 01:12:36,228
Is there a private room in the back?

1178
01:12:36,926 --> 01:12:39,736
Then wait there...

1179
01:12:42,876 --> 01:12:44,391
I leave her now.

1180
01:12:51,647 --> 01:12:53,398
The Honorable Mottola...

1181
01:12:53,545 --> 01:12:56,821
...seen in a brothel with his son.

1182
01:12:57,526 --> 01:13:01,962
If it became public knowledge,
It would be a big scandal...

1183
01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:06,399
Excuse me, if you could wait outside,
I need this sofa.

1184
01:13:08,409 --> 01:13:10,099
In that case, I will leave.

1185
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,929
What a mess!

1186
01:13:33,527 --> 01:13:35,925
Make it quick, I have to catch a train.

1187
01:13:48,611 --> 01:13:50,655
Do you need to use the bathroom?

1188
01:13:54,547 --> 01:13:57,189
- Have you still not made your selection?
- I was just looking for my...

1189
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,747
His son was not interested.
He's waiting for him downstairs.

1190
01:14:01,849 --> 01:14:04,902
- OK thanks.
- Mr?  30,000 lire.

1191
01:14:04,945 --> 01:14:07,587
- Even if nothing happened?
- Yeah.

1192
01:14:10,287 --> 01:14:12,349
You left without saying anything.

1193
01:14:12,726 --> 01:14:14,480
I disliked them.

1194
01:14:14,502 --> 01:14:17,105
You could have said that before.

1195
01:14:17,309 --> 01:14:19,011
They cost me 30,000 lire.

1196
01:14:19,114 --> 01:14:21,643
You didn't give me time to tell you.

1197
01:14:21,741 --> 01:14:24,330
You left me there.
I felt like an idiot.

1198
01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:27,081
I thought you wanted a Woman.

1199
01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,301
I?
The only reason I went was because of you.

1200
01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:35,851
For me?
Whores are good for your generation.

1201
01:14:36,955 --> 01:14:40,009
I want a conquest.
Otherwise, what's the point?

1202
01:14:40,627 --> 01:14:43,720
That changes everything.

1203
01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:46,531
If I understand correctly,...

1204
01:14:46,665 --> 01:14:48,706
...There is one in particular that you like.

1205
01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:50,399
Obviously.

1206
01:14:50,511 --> 01:14:54,339
When you look at her, you say to yourself:
"That's for me, I'm going to give it a..."

1207
01:14:55,543 --> 01:14:56,628
Yes, exactly.

1208
01:14:56,629 --> 01:14:59,614
- But, she doesn't love me.
- She doesn't...

1209
01:15:00,531 --> 01:15:02,208
No, he doesn't love me.

1210
01:15:02,386 --> 01:15:03,764
Who is she?

1211
01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:07,461
-The Teacher.
- You want Master...

1212
01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:13,121
Forget about that shit!

1213
01:15:13,734 --> 01:15:17,518
It's impossible.
It is impossible with your Master.

1214
01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:21,097
Listen, Dad.
Or Giovanna loves me,...

1215
01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:22,321
...or I kill myself.

1216
01:15:22,555 --> 01:15:25,748
No!  No, Your Ladyship!
You can't ask me for such a thing.

1217
01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:29,670
If you want to become an Inspector,
He has to do it.

1218
01:15:29,801 --> 01:15:33,526
But you are blackmailing me, Your Honor.

1219
01:15:33,699 --> 01:15:37,662
Yes, I have a problem.
My son must regain his peace of mind.

1220
01:15:37,764 --> 01:15:39,472
What does it have to do with me?

1221
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:43,375
You recommended this girl,
It's up to you to solve the problem.

1222
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:47,698
But I barely know her.
Do I have to talk to your boyfriend?

1223
01:15:47,701 --> 01:15:49,687
- Yes, Mr.
- That's idiotic!

1224
01:15:50,184 --> 01:15:53,038
I'm sorry, Your Ladyship
I was thinking about it, He's not an idiot.

1225
01:15:53,143 --> 01:15:55,046
But I can't see myself telling her fiancé:

1226
01:15:55,145 --> 01:15:59,564
"One of my students has fallen in love
of your fiancee, and he wants..."

1227
01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,501
And what harm is there in that?

1228
01:16:01,605 --> 01:16:05,125
Sorry for asking but why?
Aren't you going to talk to her in person?

1229
01:16:05,325 --> 01:16:08,174
You knock on your door,
He introduces himself and talks to her.

1230
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,055
I am your Father.

1231
01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:13,216
More you can achieve
a Father than a Director.

1232
01:16:14,130 --> 01:16:15,423
Sometimes.

1233
01:16:16,513 --> 01:16:18,684
No, you are beautiful.

1234
01:16:18,901 --> 01:16:23,461
You have a perfect figure,
and a classic Greek face.

1235
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,046
But that perfect figure...

1236
01:16:26,143 --> 01:16:28,365
- God be praised.
- May he be praised.

1237
01:16:29,973 --> 01:16:34,106
...does not stimulate...platonic feelings.

1238
01:16:35,403 --> 01:16:37,222
Forgive me, but...

1239
01:16:37,435 --> 01:16:41,458
...that perfect figure can wake up...

1240
01:16:41,566 --> 01:16:45,052
...the lowest instincts.

1241
01:16:45,069 --> 01:16:46,343
I know.

1242
01:16:46,443 --> 01:16:50,959
actually?
That makes my job easier.

1243
01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:54,237
You see it,
I am a simple man, Giovanna.

1244
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,743
When I decide, I decide.

1245
01:16:58,015 --> 01:17:01,537
And for you, I would make any sacrifice.

1246
01:17:01,802 --> 01:17:03,609
Did you come to propose something to me?

1247
01:17:03,674 --> 01:17:09,076
You misunderstand me, Giovanna,
He didn't talk about me.

1248
01:17:09,179 --> 01:17:12,577
I came to intercede for my son's case.

1249
01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:13,806
By Franco?

1250
01:17:13,832 --> 01:17:17,003
Yes.
My son has fallen in love with you.

1251
01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:20,156
I don't mind.
I won't give him any more lessons.

1252
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,909
For the love of God,
Don't be offended, Miss Giovanna!

1253
01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:26,120
She is a modern woman.
Franco just wants...

1254
01:17:26,218 --> 01:17:27,486
...marry me?

1255
01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:30,379
No, not yet.  He is still very young.

1256
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:34,278
Every once in a while he just wants to do things...

1257
01:17:34,646 --> 01:17:36,008
What kind of things?

1258
01:17:38,386 --> 01:17:39,579
Things.

1259
01:17:39,798 --> 01:17:44,034
You are a pig!
Do you dare to propose that to me here?

1260
01:17:44,411 --> 01:17:48,918
What would it cost you?
He is young, his needs must be met.

1261
01:17:49,004 --> 01:17:50,881
Why should I be the one to satisfy him?

1262
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,543
Because you are so sweet!

1263
01:17:54,124 --> 01:17:56,976
Sir, I'm going to look for crabs on the rocks.

1264
01:17:57,223 --> 01:17:58,704
V�.  V�.

1265
01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,579
What a pleasure to be outdoors!

1266
01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:03,604
It is good for the lungs.

1267
01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:08,550
It breaks my heart to think
that we left Franco alone at home.

1268
01:18:08,574 --> 01:18:12,690
It's incredible, Amalia,
that you will never understand.

1269
01:18:12,701 --> 01:18:16,154
Franco needs to be alone with his Master,...

1270
01:18:16,161 --> 01:18:19,210
...And they must not be distracted.

1271
01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:22,952
I thought she didn't
I wanted to give him more lessons.

1272
01:18:23,357 --> 01:18:26,764
It was difficult for me to change his opinion.

1273
01:18:26,865 --> 01:18:29,380
It makes me feel good
be here for us.

1274
01:18:29,381 --> 01:18:30,381
Why?

1275
01:18:30,388 --> 01:18:32,627
It's so beautiful.
The rocks, the Sun and You.

1276
01:18:32,638 --> 01:18:36,711
- What's so beautiful about me?
Just having a man like you with me...

1277
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,545
- Amalia, are you feeling well?
- Why?

1278
01:18:39,652 --> 01:18:41,475
Or maybe I misunderstood...

1279
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:46,769
No, don't pretend you don't understand.
You are free here, with nothing to do.

1280
01:18:46,812 --> 01:18:49,510
What are you doing, Amalia?

1281
01:18:49,610 --> 01:18:51,900
Not on a full stomach...

1282
01:18:51,956 --> 01:18:53,884
Madam, I couldn't find any crab.

1283
01:18:55,182 --> 01:18:57,048
Son of God!

1284
01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:03,797
Franc?

1285
01:19:10,498 --> 01:19:11,698
Franc?

1286
01:19:29,259 --> 01:19:30,499
Franc!

1287
01:19:30,659 --> 01:19:32,116
What have you done?

1288
01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,420
Dear God!

1289
01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:39,749
I hope it's not too late.

1290
01:19:42,306 --> 01:19:47,569
Franco, my poor baby.
It's my fault.

1291
01:19:58,705 --> 01:20:00,330
I have to get you out.

1292
01:20:12,956 --> 01:20:14,629
Tomato juice...

1293
01:20:19,258 --> 01:20:20,599
Bastard.

1294
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,995
You really are a bastard.

1295
01:20:26,499 --> 01:20:27,988
Bastard!

1296
01:21:15,499 --> 01:21:18,326
They are studying,
Let's leave them alone.

1297
01:21:18,427 --> 01:21:20,024
I arrive very early.

1298
01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,188
Yes, that's right, Your Ladyship.

1299
01:21:21,193 --> 01:21:26,659
I had to tell Giovanna 
that couldn't wait.

1300
01:21:26,706 --> 01:21:29,784
If they don't do it on time,
She will take a taxi.

1301
01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:33,050
She can walk, Your Ladyship. 
exercise will do you good

1302
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,635
At my expense, of course.

1303
01:21:34,648 --> 01:21:37,800
Walking is good for her,
but it may be better to take a taxi.

1304
01:21:37,901 --> 01:21:39,101
Good evening, Your Ladyship.

1305
01:21:42,805 --> 01:21:43,781
Let's see...

1306
01:21:47,299 --> 01:21:48,671
I suggest we resume.

1307
01:21:48,685 --> 01:21:50,580
- Again?
- Yeah.

1308
01:21:50,881 --> 01:21:53,957
Pay attention to the pronunciation.
Repeat after me...

1309
01:22:28,462 --> 01:22:31,643
- Your Ladyship...
- Not so strong!

1310
01:22:31,927 --> 01:22:33,578
Since there are only a few more days left...

1311
01:22:33,685 --> 01:22:36,626
...they can study for half an hour...

1312
01:22:36,730 --> 01:22:38,511
...or even an hour every night.

1313
01:22:38,714 --> 01:22:40,877
Miss Giovanna would be willing...

1314
01:22:40,881 --> 01:22:44,735
No problem. If I asked him,
She would be willing to stay all night.

1315
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,203
Only his Greek exam remains.
You're lucky to have had her.

1316
01:22:52,356 --> 01:22:55,150
I told you she was a good Teacher.

1317
01:22:55,251 --> 01:22:58,831
She is exceptional.
But now that she's married,...

1318
01:22:58,931 --> 01:23:00,925
...my little Franco will have
than do it on your own.

1319
01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:05,247
Don't worry.
Somehow, youth looks for a way...

1320
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:07,950
...they manage...to survive.

1321
01:23:11,131 --> 01:23:13,650
- Said.
- It was an inevitable conclusion.

1322
01:23:14,887 --> 01:23:17,623
- Why hasn't Franco shown up?
- So much the better, he hates goodbyes.

1323
01:23:17,667 --> 01:23:18,996
Why are you leaving?

1324
01:23:18,997 --> 01:23:21,510
If you pass Greek in October,...

1325
01:23:21,512 --> 01:23:24,678
...he will feel abandoned without us.
Do you understand?

1326
01:23:25,085 --> 01:23:27,143
- Why is that?
- Oh, fuck you.

1327
01:23:27,661 --> 01:23:29,393
Again, thank you for everything.

1328
01:23:29,404 --> 01:23:31,876
You are welcome.
My respects to your husband.

1329
01:23:32,484 --> 01:23:33,707
At your service.

1330
01:23:34,942 --> 01:23:36,647
Cali, I'm curious.

1331
01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:42,038
You could have been
more generous with Mottola.

1332
01:23:42,139 --> 01:23:43,500
A 4 in Greek...

1333
01:23:43,604 --> 01:23:47,941
It deserved a 4, so I gave it a 4.
Those are the rules, right?

1334
01:23:48,006 --> 01:23:49,074
The rules?

1335
01:23:49,793 --> 01:23:51,063
Tell me,...

1336
01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:55,952
...is your application file for
teaching according to the rules.

1337
01:23:56,259 --> 01:23:57,462
Mr., Mr.

1338
01:23:57,631 --> 01:24:00,667
"Yes, sir."
Is there a reference number sheet?

1339
01:24:00,676 --> 01:24:01,699
Yes, Mr.

1340
01:24:01,709 --> 01:24:04,135
- Criminal record?
- Yes, sir.

1341
01:24:04,141 --> 01:24:07,561
Marital status, birth certificate,
baptism and communion certificates?

1342
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:09,255
Everything, Mr.

1343
01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:11,380
Everything is there.

1344
01:24:11,971 --> 01:24:14,778
- Your last blood test?
- No.

1345
01:24:14,874 --> 01:24:17,440
Do you see it?
He's not following the rules.

1346
01:24:18,218 --> 01:24:21,064
You were born to be a substitute teacher.

1347
01:24:21,137 --> 01:24:23,239
And as a substitute I will continue...

1348
01:24:23,843 --> 01:24:25,029
...for life.

1349
01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:26,867
Go away.

1350
01:24:27,554 --> 01:24:28,591
Good morning.

1351
01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:32,040
Professor, I forgot your umbrella.

1352
01:24:32,741 --> 01:24:34,769
Enough of the Greek.

1353
01:24:34,889 --> 01:24:38,464
We will write a song
and we will become millionaires.

1354
01:24:38,569 --> 01:24:40,342
I have the music in my head.

1355
01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:45,250
We will become millionaires.

1356
01:24:48,432 --> 01:24:50,444
Yes, it is correct.

1357
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,469
Hello, Peppino.

1358
01:25:02,594 --> 01:25:05,022
Good morning, Your Ladyship.
Welcome home.

1359
01:25:11,533 --> 01:25:14,956
I have the guest room 
prepared for you.

1360
01:25:15,088 --> 01:25:18,604
It is beautiful, Lady Amalia.
It is a true paradise.

1361
01:25:18,904 --> 01:25:20,711
- Where is my son?
- Studying.

1362
01:25:20,791 --> 01:25:22,053
Studying what?

1363
01:25:22,157 --> 01:25:25,873
We will call him.  It will be here soon.

1364
01:25:26,074 --> 01:25:28,747
Excuse me, Giovanna.
Why don't you go look for it?

1365
01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:32,929
A Master must guide his pupil,
in the full sense of the word.

1366
01:25:33,031 --> 01:25:34,106
That's so true.

1367
01:25:34,107 --> 01:25:35,248
Okay.

1368
01:25:36,449 --> 01:25:39,586
- She is a beautiful woman.
-And an Exceptional Teacher.

1369
01:25:39,804 --> 01:25:43,740
When I find it, I hope I can
go back and start from the beginning.

1370
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,252
Let's hope our Franco is successful.

1371
01:25:46,449 --> 01:25:49,316
You will be successful.
There is no doubt, he will succeed.

1372
01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:52,591
Franc!

1373
01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:55,392
Franc!

1374
01:25:55,713 --> 01:25:56,963
Giovanna!

1375
01:26:01,064 --> 01:26:02,264
Franc!

1376
01:26:12,665 --> 01:26:13,865
Giovanna!

1377
01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:23,859
You failed Greek.

1378
01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:26,023
And you were completely prepared.

1379
01:26:26,698 --> 01:26:28,171
You did it on purpose.

1380
01:26:28,672 --> 01:26:29,672
Yeah.

1381
01:26:29,979 --> 01:26:32,416
Why?
Why did you do it?

1382
01:26:34,077 --> 01:26:35,700
Why I love you.

1383
01:26:42,503 --> 01:26:43,797
My Love.

1384
01:27:08,822 --> 01:27:10,059
Hey guys...

1385
01:27:10,223 --> 01:27:14,338
Where are they? Studying? Don't forget
about the physical part of their education.

1386
01:27:17,567 --> 01:27:20,692
Do some squats.

1387
01:27:20,796 --> 01:27:24,311
One, two.  One, two.

1388
01:27:24,415 --> 01:27:28,960
The important thing is not to win,
but to participate.

1389
01:27:36,148 --> 01:27:37,669
If he says so...

1390
01:27:44,505 --> 01:27:50,277
There they are, lovebirds!

1391
01:28:27,550 --> 01:28:30,558
Adapted from the French translation by Olivier Delebarre.